I finally got around to returning my tainted peanut butter. Any Peter Pan with a product code that starts out with “2111” is possibly contaminated with salmonella. Of course, half of the creamy has already been eaten by yours truly.

I sorta groused a bit when they said to discard it, and now it turns out you can visit the store it was purchased from and get a refund. Gots $4.06 in my pocket right now, baby.